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July 2011
Why we all love our best friends
you can eat with them like :
drink like :
dance like :
and you are still normal
Scrolling down your Facebook news feed..
dont care
dont care
whore
dont care
you’re*
dont care
dont care
your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it?
oh you’re single, once again
dont care
song lyrics, how original
dont care
dont care
you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’
dont care
photo of you eatin’ your boyfriends face
dont care
dont care
NOW BACK TO TUMBLR
gpoy
A little boy asks his dad; "What between mom legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again,"Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
